Would You Still Visit Me If I Was A Beach Bum? Pics, Basic Schedule, Not Much New
- ericaluvsmassage
- 23 hours ago
- 2 min read

I haven't updated this because I haven't been super positive lately and nobody wants a negative nancy. I hit a few snafus and that's life but I think if one more bad thing happens I think I will have no choice but to run away to the beach, bartend again, and get a dog. You guys can come down to hot hot Florida and visit, wouldn't that be fun?
Anyways, for full disclosure I was in a little accident I had to get some new teeth that I wanted to fix anyways lol. (Bad field hockey incident many moons ago resulting in two separate caps from two separate dentists and I only liked one lol.) Honestly they look better than before and after everything is done I would have spent it anyways although I would have preferred to go to Mexico but my family said NO. (They know I would absolutely never come home.) So I have a little scrap on my face but don't worry I am healing well and quickly!
Since I got stranded in PA (car died here lol.) I have to arrange to get another car so I will be in DC and NOVA. I don't really want to see DC it will break my heart to see what's been done to that beautiful city but like my teeth everything can be fixed again.
August I plan on probably being in Tennessee, Georgia, and Florida the whole month. After a month of garbage I will have a month of sand and flirting with handsome men it will be perfect, if you want to meet me there I visit Chattanooga, Nashville, Knoxville, Atlanta, Savannah, Orlando, Melbourne, Fort Lauderdale, Tampa, and open to requests.
Please follow my bluesky I post clips easiest there. If you can't handle the political commentary there you probably wouldn't want to book me anyways. There is a lid for every pot!
